I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
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