You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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