I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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