i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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