You smell like a Billy Joel song
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
He better not be in your backpack
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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