have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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