and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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