I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
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