My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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