I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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