eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
