I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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