STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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