O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
