And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
