Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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