whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
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