im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Just pee around me
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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