If you die in college, do you die in real life?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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