Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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