JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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