she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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