Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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