Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I have tasted many bathrooms
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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