i think my tv is drunk
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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