I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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