She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
