New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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