they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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