Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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