dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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