I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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