He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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