Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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