Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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