My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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