Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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