i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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