We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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