the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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