How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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