that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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