You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Randomize
