It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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