Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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