good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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