I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
