Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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