at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
there is glitter all over my balls
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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