We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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