small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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