butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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