Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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